Monday, January 14, 2008

Things I've Learned Today

When you are watching a very lame, horrible movie with a young child and a scary, evil dragon is introduced, it is right to want to diffuse the child's trepidation and fear ... it may be imprudent, however, to launch into a schtick that perhaps possibly may have included a Yo Mama joke ... for you, the adult, will be pointed to in an unflattering light when said child ... later ... apparently tells another child "Your mother is so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped her."

Everyone involved will feel terrible ... but not as terrible as you.

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