Diversity training was okay ... but Glenn was annoyed by all the stupid, foreign, lesbo broads.
When Gloria thought about being 37 and still on her first marriage, she couldn't help but think she was behind where she'd expected to be at this point in her life.
This distresses me, but every time I'm hungry and hear the phrase "battered women" ... my stomach rumbles.
Elliot sold his blood to buy a plasma tv.
Christ has risen! Pass the ham!
Frieda's hair was dirty, blonde.
Got a black, magic woman.
When Glen told people his dream was to be a comedian, they just laughed at him.
Polly was so bloody sick of being asked if she wanted a cracker.
Who could have guessed, really, that you'd have to actually make it known that in the event of being found unconscious, you do NOT wish for the first call to be to an Olsen twin...
Every time I hear the words "final State of the Union address" I get a little tingle.
You never get a second chance to make a bad first impression.
"Tried to make me go to rehab, I said Yes, Yes, Yes..." ~ rejected first draft
Who has thyme for Rosemary?
Since you (or your bumper) is asking ... What Would Jesus Do?: He would let people merge; use directionals; not cut people off; not crap up his car with sanctimonious bumper stickers; go at or above the fucking speed limit. And I'm quite sure he'd give you the finger...
Young Intel had a chip on his shoulders.
I wish I could be reincarnated in this lifetime.
"Have the ferrets stopped screaming, Clarice?" ~ rejected first draft
Britney has a long road to ho'.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
She went from my beloved to my behated in one crazy fortnight.