Wait a minute ... I have to post? O, deep dramatic sigh.
I buy fruit, but that's not good enough, I'm supposed to eat it, too.
I joined a gym, but oh no, that's not good enough, either. I'm supposed to go to the dreadful place. Is it really too much to ask for a device already to have been invented that can read my mind and tap out my posts for me? I'm not tech savvy, or even ... what's the word ... smart ... but shouldn't we have the means and capability for this already? I'm tired by the end of the day ... hell, I'm tired at the beginning of the day ... it's almost 2008; enough with the typing!
Now I'm going to take my generic otc sleep aid, wash it down with a glass of red, and crawl into my bed. It's 7:30. I'm 138.